How Did I Get Here 2

A while ago I did a post of some interesting search phrases used to find my website.  I thought I’d take another look and see what people have been searching for the last couple months.

Confused:
clothed naked photography

Confrontational:
my singer can kick your singer’s ass

Disturbing:
my ass in medium format

Why would you want to?:
jeff in the nude
jeff nude
naked jeff pics

People who are to cheap to pay microstock fees:
how to remove an istockphoto watermark
photoshop remove istockphoto watermark
remove istockphoto watermark

People who want to steal from photographers directly:
how to remove a watermark from a photographer

Looking for love?:
is liz hatch a lesbian
emily merrill lesbian

What does it mean that my site comes up for this?:
dirty photographer

I hope not… So far, so good:
bad times for sf photographers

The restraining order is now active:
i hate jeff singer

And finally, whoever it was… call me*:
love of my life jeff singer

*maybe you should email first.